Sunday, March 9, 2008

Haha... Funny bulletin I posted on MySpace

From: Natty Lite

Date: Mar 9, 2008 1:06 AM
Subject: There are like 20 questions missing...
Body:
1.Some random girl comes up to you and says "who the hell are you"? What do you say?
Why the fuck do you wanna know?

2) What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Green beans and mashed potatoes

3) What does your last incoming text message say?
Just call me babe.

4) The last song you listened to?
Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World

5) If you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what would it be?
2 Pac Wonder why the call U

6) Where is your best friend right now?
Working.

7) What did you do yesterday?
Napped and cleaned

8) Pick a scar on your body. Where'd it come from?
Eyebrow piercing ripped out by an ex while we were sleeping = rude awakening

9) What teacher have you hated most and why?
Michael Powers. Enough said.

12.) What do you really think happened to Steve on Blues Clues?
He OD'd on heroin.

14.) Who is your most religious friend?
Katie

15) Who do you trust with your life?
Me

16) If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
Nothing. I like my name.

17) What would you say if someone told you you were the most beautiful person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?
I'd ask where they bought their E from.

18) What do you hate about your school?
That I'm not enrolled

19) How often do you curse?
Too fuckin much according to Kenny

20) Do you trust all of your friends?
Just the 2

21) Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
Probably not.

22.) Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
No I don't think I am that important. (I agree Davey)

23) Name two things you would not tolerate in a relationship?
Cheating and lying.

24) Which one of your friends do you think would make a good prostitute?
As far as looks or as far as already being a whore? (I love you Davey)

25) Are you afraid of falling in love?
No. Just don't believe in it.

26) Is there someone that popped in your mind after that question?
No

35) What is your middle name?
Janel

36) Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
I gotta steal a lemon from work tomorrow for my henna

37) If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Entering grad school too soon

38) Shoe size?
8. Why, you buyin?

39) What are you wearing right now?
T-shirt and undies

40) Righty or Lefty?
Righty.

41) Can you make a dollar in change right now?
Yup

43) Favorite jeans?
My Gap low rise that I only wear in summer cause they only look good with sandals.

44) Favorite animal?
I would kill for a pet monkey

45) Favorite juice?
Mango Lemonade. Seriously...it's like crack to me.

46) Have you had the chicken pox?
Never

47) Have you had a sore throat?
What a dumb question.

48) Ever had plastic surgery?
Had to make my boobies smaller cause they kept givin me black eyes when I ran.

49) Who knows you the best?
Chrissy and Katie

50) Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Nope

51) Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Pickles used to attack anyone and everyone

52) Ever been to Mexico?
Nope

53) Did you buy something yesterday?
Nope

54) Did you get sick today?
Nope.

55) Did you miss anyone today?
Abber gabber

56) Did you get in a fight with someone today?
Nope

58) Last person whose bed you laid in?
Mine.

59) Last person to see you cry?
Who knows! I cry all the time.

60) Who/what made you cry?
Kenny

62) What are your plans for the weekend?
Do work son

63) Who do you think will repost this?
Steph or Kate

64) Are you happy right now?
I really have no idea

66) Are you hungry?
No

67) Are you a forgiving person?
No

68) Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
Uh that's kinda gross

69) Have you lost a friend recently?
Unfortunately

70) Are you talking to someone while doing this?
No.

72) What are you about to do right now?
Sleep


So little did I know that shortly after I posted this blog that Scott would call asking to cuddle (gag me with a spoon). He and Roger were dropped off by a party van two streets away from my house. As they stumbled in (obviously drunk) I wondered to myself
"Why the hell did I allow this?"

I put Roger to sleep in the spare room and Scott quickly fell asleep on the couch as I pretended to be preoccupied upstairs.

Glad I stayed sober last night.