So I saw my friend Jon last night at the bar. He is the same "bestfriend" that left me stranded after my DUI. I spoke to our mutual friends and then moved on. I didn't say anything deragatory towards him nor did I call any attention to his presence. When I logged on to my MySpace the next day he had posted a bulletin. It was a survey and this is what it said:
- Who were your last 3 texts from? Amy, Rita, Nichole
- Where was your default picture taken? Coalie Harries before it was dung beatles
- What's your middle name? L
- Your current relationship status? Wierd
- What is your current mood? Crazy
- What's your mom's name? Deborah
- What color shirt are you wearing? The duece duece
- Who has the ability to hurt you most? T
- If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? T
- Where was the last place, out of town, that you went to? Miami
- Ever had a near death experience? A couple
- Something you do a lot? Chill with monkeys
- Do you have a fondness for gnomes? Only when I'm in the shire
- Who can you tell EVERYTHING to? Demus
- Name someone with the same birthday as you? Scott
- When was the last time you cried? Use my tears for life lubrication
- Where are you right now? Sitting on my phat booty
- If you could have one super power what would it be? Monkey power
- What is your favorite color? blue
- What is one thing that annoys you on TV? Head on apply directly to the head
- Do you still like kiddy movies? Always
- What are you eating or drinking at the moment? A kool aid cooler cuase I'm cool
- Do you speak any other language? french spanish
- What's your favorite smell? Honey suckles in the summer
- Describe your life in one word? dingas
- Have any tattoos? skin is virgin
- What are you looking forward to the most? Running through a burning building butt naked
- Who are you thinking about right now? She knows who she is
- What should you be doing right now? nothing
- Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Natty
- What are you listening to? me tapping my foot
- Do you like working in the yard? yes - when its warm
- Do you act differently around the person you like? someitmes
- What is your natural hair color? brown
- Whats your favorite place in the world? front porch at my momma's
- What is the holiday closest to your b-day? mother's day
- What is your dream car? mercedes
- Has anyone sang or played for you personally? yeah
- Have you broken a bone or had stitches? stitches yes, broken bone no
- Anyone on your mind right now? plenty of people
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