Sunday, March 9, 2008

Haha... Funny bulletin I posted on MySpace

From: Natty Lite

Date: Mar 9, 2008 1:06 AM
Subject: There are like 20 questions missing...
Body:
1.Some random girl comes up to you and says "who the hell are you"? What do you say?
Why the fuck do you wanna know?

2) What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Green beans and mashed potatoes

3) What does your last incoming text message say?
Just call me babe.

4) The last song you listened to?
Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World

5) If you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what would it be?
2 Pac Wonder why the call U

6) Where is your best friend right now?
Working.

7) What did you do yesterday?
Napped and cleaned

8) Pick a scar on your body. Where'd it come from?
Eyebrow piercing ripped out by an ex while we were sleeping = rude awakening

9) What teacher have you hated most and why?
Michael Powers. Enough said.

12.) What do you really think happened to Steve on Blues Clues?
He OD'd on heroin.

14.) Who is your most religious friend?
Katie

15) Who do you trust with your life?
Me

16) If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
Nothing. I like my name.

17) What would you say if someone told you you were the most beautiful person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?
I'd ask where they bought their E from.

18) What do you hate about your school?
That I'm not enrolled

19) How often do you curse?
Too fuckin much according to Kenny

20) Do you trust all of your friends?
Just the 2

21) Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
Probably not.

22.) Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
No I don't think I am that important. (I agree Davey)

23) Name two things you would not tolerate in a relationship?
Cheating and lying.

24) Which one of your friends do you think would make a good prostitute?
As far as looks or as far as already being a whore? (I love you Davey)

25) Are you afraid of falling in love?
No. Just don't believe in it.

26) Is there someone that popped in your mind after that question?
No

35) What is your middle name?
Janel

36) Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
I gotta steal a lemon from work tomorrow for my henna

37) If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Entering grad school too soon

38) Shoe size?
8. Why, you buyin?

39) What are you wearing right now?
T-shirt and undies

40) Righty or Lefty?
Righty.

41) Can you make a dollar in change right now?
Yup

43) Favorite jeans?
My Gap low rise that I only wear in summer cause they only look good with sandals.

44) Favorite animal?
I would kill for a pet monkey

45) Favorite juice?
Mango Lemonade. Seriously...it's like crack to me.

46) Have you had the chicken pox?
Never

47) Have you had a sore throat?
What a dumb question.

48) Ever had plastic surgery?
Had to make my boobies smaller cause they kept givin me black eyes when I ran.

49) Who knows you the best?
Chrissy and Katie

50) Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Nope

51) Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Pickles used to attack anyone and everyone

52) Ever been to Mexico?
Nope

53) Did you buy something yesterday?
Nope

54) Did you get sick today?
Nope.

55) Did you miss anyone today?
Abber gabber

56) Did you get in a fight with someone today?
Nope

58) Last person whose bed you laid in?
Mine.

59) Last person to see you cry?
Who knows! I cry all the time.

60) Who/what made you cry?
Kenny

62) What are your plans for the weekend?
Do work son

63) Who do you think will repost this?
Steph or Kate

64) Are you happy right now?
I really have no idea

66) Are you hungry?
No

67) Are you a forgiving person?
No

68) Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
Uh that's kinda gross

69) Have you lost a friend recently?
Unfortunately

70) Are you talking to someone while doing this?
No.

72) What are you about to do right now?
Sleep


So little did I know that shortly after I posted this blog that Scott would call asking to cuddle (gag me with a spoon). He and Roger were dropped off by a party van two streets away from my house. As they stumbled in (obviously drunk) I wondered to myself
"Why the hell did I allow this?"

I put Roger to sleep in the spare room and Scott quickly fell asleep on the couch as I pretended to be preoccupied upstairs.

Glad I stayed sober last night.

Monday, February 25, 2008

A new lesson

I had my first court date on February 15 for my DUI. Even though it was just a preliminary hearing where they lecture you about the perils of drunk driving and the use of drugs, I was pretty nervous. I wasn't sure what to expect exactly.

My friend Wade said that he would go with me as moral support but he bailed because he had gotten too drunk the night before. Why do people offer to help if they don't want to actually help. It's stupid. I hadn't even thought about taking anyone with me until he asked if I needed a friend. Douche bag...whatever.

So the night before I go out with Abbie and some of her friends to the Brew Pub. Big mistake. Abbie is pretty mean when she drinks red wine for some reason and apparently that's what they had been slurping before they picked me up at Glory Days.

She fought with the bartender and then when I got a server to bring us our drinks right away she began to go off on him for the bartender's lack of acknowledgement towards her. In other words, she was being a real bitch!

So I'm talking to my friend Eric(who's in the program) about computer tech when she decides she is ready to leave. She starts kirking out so I tell her to just leave but ask if she could get her ride to pull up to front door so that I could grab my bookbag (one of the joys of not driving is that I get to carry around my bookbag full of work crap everywhere) out of the car. She's cool with that and leaves a little later. Next thing I know she comes stomping in carrying my bag and looking pissed. I found out later it was because she had to walk the 5 steps to bring it to me.

My night continues to get better as I am invited to stay with boy I've been crushing on. We both decide it's a good idea for me to stay at his house since it's downtown and I won't have to attempt to find a ride to court in the morning. Big mistake.

Lesson here kids: Don't sleep with a guy until you really know him well. And of course I don't mean sex. That's an obvious statement. What I mean is that when you snore very loud while sleeping don't assume that the guy will still like you the next morning after you have kept him up all night.

How embarrassing...

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

What I learned this weekend...

1. My goddaughter is the second strongest person I know when it comes to dealing with pain.

2. When moving it is a fantastic idea to have 10 year old boys, chocolate, and Coca Cola handy.

3. Always be nice to your guy friends newest girlfriends.

4. You don't need to have a date or special someone in order to have a spectacular Valentine's Day.

5. Cabs are fucking expensive. DUI's cost more.

6. My ex-boyfriend can be a nice guy sometimes. Even when I ask him for favors. Huh!

7. The people that use the Winchester transit system on a daily basis are loco.

8. AT&T phone reps are super cool when you tell them to have a super V Day. They will even give you shit for free!

9. I do have the ability to catch feelings for others. Thought that part of me was massacred long ago.

10. Crushes are called crushes because at first you feel elated but any one thing that goes wrong can make you feel like you've just crashed into a brick wall in a car with no airbags or seat belts.

11. I'm a criminal.

12. I snore too loud when I drink to try and sleep in a room with two other people.

13. When I get embarrassed my chest begins to itch between my boobies and I can't stop giggling. Hmmm should probably leave that out.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

A li'l knowledge from Oscar Wilde

Photobucket

"A true friend stabs you in the front." Thanks for showing just how true a friend you are!

Friday, January 25, 2008

DWI case details

Winchester General District (Prepayable)
Case Details


Case Number: GT08000080-00 File Date: 01/02/08 Complainant: ACKERMAN, M S Locality: COMMONWEALTH OF VA
Defendant: NATALIE JANEL Defense Attorney:
City/State Address: WINCHESTER VA 22602
Sex: Female Race: Black (Non-Hispanic) DOB: 08/26/****
Charge: DWI, 1ST Code Section: A.18.2-266 Case Type: Misdemeanor Class: 1
Amended Charge: Amended Code Section: Amended Case Type:
Offense Date: 12/31/07 Arrest Date: 12/31/07

Hearings
Number Date Time Result Hearing Type Courtroom Plea Min Continuance Code
01 02/15/08 0900AM Arraignment 000
02 0000 M 000
03 0000 M 000

Final Disposition in District Court: Fines/Costs Paid:
Sentence Time: Sentence Suspension Time: Operator License Suspension Time:
Fine: $.00 Cost: $.00
Operator License Restriction Codes: Restriction Start Date: Restriction End Date:
VASAP:

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Sweet convo after he'd stayed with me at work online...

(1:55:45 AM) Natalie: home now
(2:02:03 AM) Natalie: are you still there
(2:02:14 AM) JTmoney2424: ya
(2:02:16 AM) JTmoney2424: gettin sleepy tho
(2:02:22 AM) JTmoney2424: u
(2:02:26 AM) Natalie: i'm past sleepy
(2:02:30 AM) JTmoney2424: haha
(2:02:32 AM) Natalie: far past my bed time
(2:02:39 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah ur bedtime is like 4 hours ago
(2:02:48 AM) JTmoney2424: ;-)
(2:02:50 AM) Natalie: right!
(2:03:02 AM) Natalie: what r u still doin up
(2:03:46 AM) JTmoney2424: just wired tonight
(2:03:50 AM) JTmoney2424: mt dew
(2:03:52 AM) JTmoney2424: lol
(2:04:10 AM) Natalie: I thought mt dew was only for stoners
(2:04:18 AM) Natalie: do you get high?!?
(2:04:44 AM) JTmoney2424: nah ive only smoked pot liek 5x my whole life
(2:05:23 AM) Natalie: that's good cause I've smoked more but I've been long over any drugs for some time now
(2:05:57 AM) JTmoney2424: how much more?
(2:06:00 AM) JTmoney2424: u used to be a stoner?
(2:06:14 AM) Natalie: When I was in high school
(2:06:41 AM) JTmoney2424: ohh ok
(2:06:43 AM) JTmoney2424: long long time ago heh
(2:06:49 AM) JTmoney2424: how was the party
(2:06:51 AM) Natalie: thanks
(2:07:01 AM) JTmoney2424: 8 years ago isnt a long time to u?
(2:07:01 AM) Natalie: sweets was okay
(2:07:20 AM) Natalie: just a reminder of what I'm not missing by staying at home
(2:07:26 AM) JTmoney2424: didnt mean to amke u feel old, however ur only 1 1/2 older then me haha
(2:07:30 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah true
(2:07:52 AM) Natalie: I know but I'm a girl so I have to play the role
(2:08:08 AM) JTmoney2424: ya ya
(2:08:15 AM) JTmoney2424: how much did u drink
(2:08:40 AM) Natalie: less than 1 beer and full shot of jager
(2:08:48 AM) JTmoney2424: not too bad
(2:08:53 AM) JTmoney2424: u prolly didnt even feel a buzz
(2:09:15 AM) Natalie: oh I do. but just enough to make me even more tired
(2:09:37 AM) JTmoney2424: oh alcohol makes u that tired?
(2:09:54 AM) Natalie: well I was already tired.
(2:10:05 AM) Natalie: so it made me exahusted
(2:10:12 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah i bet
(2:10:16 AM) JTmoney2424: im sure it was worth it though
(2:10:27 AM) Natalie: not really
(2:10:43 AM) Natalie: I was there for my friend but I coulda done without
(2:11:19 AM) JTmoney2424: y u say that
(2:11:22 AM) Natalie: how was your day
(2:11:37 AM) Natalie: same people different day
(2:12:23 AM) JTmoney2424: it wasnt too bad
(2:12:33 AM) JTmoney2424: lifted for 2 hours, a lil tired
(2:12:35 AM) Natalie: good.
(2:12:45 AM) Natalie: first day back to work huh
(2:12:54 AM) JTmoney2424: yea such a pain
(2:13:15 AM) JTmoney2424: lookin at guys who i was in high school with put on weight so easily, its annoying cuz its not as easy for me
(2:14:13 AM) Natalie: to get fat or big?
(2:14:26 AM) Natalie: cause a lot of guys in winc take steroids
(2:14:31 AM) JTmoney2424: a lil toner
(2:14:34 AM) Natalie: please don't go that route
(2:14:37 AM) JTmoney2424: not fat haha
(2:14:42 AM) Natalie: lol
(2:14:43 AM) JTmoney2424: i would never take steroids
(2:14:50 AM) Natalie: good
(2:15:08 AM) Natalie: it makes you angry and bitter
(2:15:39 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah seriously
(2:15:42 AM) JTmoney2424: not worth it at all
(2:15:45 AM) JTmoney2424: unless ur in the MLB
(2:15:58 AM) Natalie: and you don't care about reproducing
(2:16:23 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah thats true as well
(2:16:26 AM) JTmoney2424: who all u know that does that?
(2:16:28 AM) JTmoney2424: roomates?
(2:16:39 AM) Natalie: no
(2:17:03 AM) Natalie: I was a personal trainer until this past May
(2:17:51 AM) JTmoney2424: o u were>
(2:17:53 AM) JTmoney2424: nevre knew that
(2:18:00 AM) JTmoney2424: alot of ur ppl took steroids?
(2:18:33 AM) Natalie: most were coming to me after injuries that were sustained from the drugs
(2:18:50 AM) Natalie: I worked at a physical therapy gym
(2:19:38 AM) JTmoney2424: ouch
(2:19:41 AM) JTmoney2424: crazy ppl
(2:19:53 AM) Natalie: indeed. I agree
(2:20:12 AM) JTmoney2424: what did u tell them
(2:20:38 AM) Natalie: the only thing you can do is rehab them
(2:20:49 AM) Natalie: and show them the correct way to train
(2:21:27 AM) JTmoney2424: and lecture the
(2:21:31 AM) JTmoney2424: them*
(2:21:42 AM) Natalie: No lecture
(2:21:44 AM) JTmoney2424: to stay off the roids :)
(2:22:08 AM) Natalie: once you injure yourself you see first hand
(2:22:28 AM) Natalie: to see what can come about minus drugs is proof positive enough
(2:22:47 AM) JTmoney2424: alot of ppl everywhere are on roids though
(2:22:49 AM) JTmoney2424: not just winc
(2:22:51 AM) Natalie: I'm not one to say I told you so when I try to reach some one
(2:22:53 AM) Natalie: yup
(2:23:19 AM) Natalie: tho I never encountered them till here
(2:23:27 AM) JTmoney2424: thats odd
(2:23:38 AM) Natalie: I know.
(2:23:45 AM) Natalie: and very scary
(2:23:57 AM) JTmoney2424: indeed, i know some ppl here who take them
(2:24:03 AM) JTmoney2424: u can kinda tell alot of times who is on them
(2:24:12 AM) Natalie: it's not worth it
(2:25:08 AM) JTmoney2424: just a quick fix
(2:25:18 AM) Natalie: exactly
(2:25:20 AM) JTmoney2424: ppl are so impatient these days and they want results asap
(2:25:38 AM) Natalie: took the words outta my mouth
(2:25:58 AM) Natalie: so how was your first day back
(2:26:28 AM) JTmoney2424: felt weird, i miss the long weekend
(2:26:50 AM) Natalie: I understand
(2:26:55 AM) Natalie: got a video for you...
(2:27:31 AM) Natalie: http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=22906189
(2:27:57 AM) JTmoney2424: heh, ive seen taht 1 b4
(2:28:11 AM) Natalie: just saw it today
(2:28:15 AM) Natalie: I love it
(2:28:16 AM) JTmoney2424: oh really
(2:28:19 AM) JTmoney2424: thats going to be ur wedding song
(2:28:33 AM) Natalie: I hope it goes the same
(2:29:04 AM) JTmoney2424: lol
(2:29:05 AM) JTmoney2424: too funny
(2:29:16 AM) Natalie: they r obviously comfortable with each other and very happy
(2:29:27 AM) JTmoney2424: oh yeah
(2:29:33 AM) JTmoney2424: would be funnier if that wasnt planned though
(2:29:57 AM) Natalie: yeah but the bride would probable bitch out tho
(2:30:09 AM) JTmoney2424: idk, alot of crazy girls otu there
(2:30:19 AM) Natalie: true that
(2:30:33 AM) JTmoney2424: welp. i think imma get some sleep
(2:30:37 AM) JTmoney2424: gettin tired... zz
(2:30:44 AM) Natalie: i was about to say the same
(2:30:54 AM) Natalie: i'm exahausted
(2:30:56 AM) JTmoney2424: ya u gotta be up really early too
(2:31:11 AM) Natalie: yup...yuck!
(2:31:19 AM) Natalie: what time do you have to be up
(2:31:23 AM) JTmoney2424: 1030
(2:31:37 AM) JTmoney2424: 1130-8 tomorrow
(2:31:51 AM) Natalie: nice
(2:31:59 AM) JTmoney2424: so i gets to sleep in sorta
(2:32:01 AM) JTmoney2424: unlike u
(2:32:16 AM) Natalie: well hit me up when you get off if I'm not napping
(2:32:17 AM) Natalie: lol
(2:32:24 AM) JTmoney2424: aight!
(2:32:27 AM) JTmoney2424: goodnight
(2:32:38 AM) Natalie: sweet dreams
(2:32:41 AM) JTmoney2424: u 2
(11:41:15 PM) JTmoney2424: hey you
(11:41:15 PM) Natalie : I'm not here right now
(1/24/2008 1:08:06 AM) Natalie: hey doll
(1:08:42 AM) JTmoney2424: heya
(1:09:00 AM) Natalie: how was your day
(1:09:26 AM) JTmoney2424: not bad, how was yours
(1:09:46 AM) Natalie: it was long but fun
(1:10:06 AM) JTmoney2424: what all did ya go
(1:10:11 AM) JTmoney2424: do*
(1:11:20 AM) Natalie: I worked till 5 then I came home and was gonaa retire at 8 but directly after I crawled into bed...
(1:11:35 AM) Natalie: my friend called and said she was lonely.
(1:11:51 AM) JTmoney2424: retire? u mean go to sleep?
(1:12:02 AM) Natalie: so we went to dungbeetles for dinner and now I'm home
(1:12:04 AM) Natalie: yes
(1:12:38 AM) JTmoney2424: sounds like fun, how was dinner there?
(1:12:52 AM) Natalie: it was great
(1:13:07 AM) Natalie: had a grilled chicken salad
(1:13:17 AM) JTmoney2424: eww, i hate anythin salad
(1:13:50 AM) Natalie: why
(1:13:57 AM) JTmoney2424: just nevre got into it
(1:14:10 AM) Natalie: I love salads
(1:14:28 AM) Natalie: did you see my pretty pictures bulletin?
(1:14:28 AM) JTmoney2424: i love pizza :)
(1:14:35 AM) Natalie: me too
(1:14:45 AM) Natalie: as long as there is plenty of garlic
(1:15:30 AM) JTmoney2424: nah i havent yet
(1:15:36 AM) JTmoney2424: is it ppl dancing again?
(1:15:49 AM) Natalie: no it's funny tho
(1:16:02 AM) JTmoney2424: hehe lemme check
(1:16:29 AM) Natalie: yeah!
(1:17:04 AM) JTmoney2424: im friggin dead right now from lifting
(1:17:27 AM) Natalie: are you going every day full body?
(1:17:59 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah, doin biceps, chest, tripcepts, legs, then back and shoulders
(1:18:15 AM) JTmoney2424: more concentrative on biceps chest and triceps though
(1:19:00 AM) Natalie: you should do alternate upper and lower body with different days
(1:19:32 AM) JTmoney2424: i normally do, thats prolly why i felt a tad weaker today then yesterday
(1:19:59 AM) Natalie: good
(1:20:17 AM) JTmoney2424: my best friend is a personal trainer there
(1:20:29 AM) Natalie: oh that's great!
(1:20:55 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah he helps me out alot
(1:21:11 AM) Natalie: that's lucky
(1:21:20 AM) Natalie: did you check out my bulletin
(1:21:43 AM) JTmoney2424: checkin now comp is slow 2nite heh
(1:22:54 AM) Natalie: oh i'm sorry .
(1:23:00 AM) Natalie: it's all pics too
(1:23:50 AM) JTmoney2424: haha, did u do that yourself or copy someone else?
(1:24:03 AM) Natalie: myself
(1:24:21 AM) JTmoney2424: funny, but interesting
(1:24:42 AM) Natalie: for the answers. someone else came up with the questions
(1:24:53 AM) JTmoney2424: where di u find those pics at
(1:25:09 AM) Natalie: photobucket
(1:25:20 AM) Natalie: my account is at
(1:25:55 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah i get alot of pics from that site too
(1:26:17 AM) Natalie: http://s208.photobucket.com/albums/bb72/nbsublime/
(1:27:25 AM) JTmoney2424: brb 2min
(1:28:54 AM) Natalie: k
(1:31:43 AM) JTmoney2424: k back
(1:32:00 AM) Natalie: great
(1:32:10 AM) Natalie: cause I have to go to bed soon
(1:32:20 AM) JTmoney2424: i think ive seen the heavyset guy b4
(1:32:30 AM) Natalie: oh yeah
(1:32:30 AM) JTmoney2424: didnt he get fired from ruby tuesday?
(1:32:41 AM) Natalie: I have no idea who he is
(1:32:51 AM) Natalie: just found him on photobucket
(1:32:54 AM) JTmoney2424: but u took ur pic with him? hah
(1:33:34 AM) Natalie: what guy are you talking about
(1:33:41 AM) JTmoney2424: dang girl, u have alot of pics on there
(1:33:43 AM) JTmoney2424: page 1
(1:34:08 AM) Natalie: i thought we were still talking about my bulletin sorry
(1:34:30 AM) JTmoney2424: nah ur photobucket
(1:34:58 AM) Natalie: yeah that's wade
(1:35:11 AM) Natalie: he works with me at chili's now
(1:35:17 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah tahts who i thought it was
(1:35:27 AM) JTmoney2424: rubies fired him cuz one person complained
(1:35:31 AM) Natalie: he knows josh
(1:35:34 AM) JTmoney2424: over something really stupid
(1:35:39 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah he does, ive meet him b4
(1:35:46 AM) JTmoney2424: hes friends with whitney too
(1:36:06 AM) Natalie: yeah pinkie (amanda robinson) sent an email complaint about him
(1:36:06 AM) JTmoney2424: we went back to his house one nigth and he was all hammered
(1:36:14 AM) Natalie: yeah whitney is nice
(1:36:24 AM) JTmoney2424: y did she send an email bout him
(1:36:39 AM) Natalie: cause she's weird and psycho
(1:36:50 AM) JTmoney2424: shitty how one email got hmi fired
(1:37:14 AM) Natalie: yeah but now he's makin real moner
(1:37:16 AM) Natalie: y
(1:37:18 AM) Natalie: sorry
(1:37:30 AM) Natalie: and he's moving to texas next month
(1:37:55 AM) JTmoney2424: y is that
(1:38:14 AM) Natalie: to get away from winc i guess
(1:38:31 AM) Natalie: not sure
(1:38:55 AM) JTmoney2424: ahh i see
(1:39:23 AM) JTmoney2424: what time u work tomorrow
(1:39:33 AM) Natalie: 11 to 4
(1:39:45 AM) Natalie: and you
(1:39:53 AM) JTmoney2424: 1130-8
(1:40:05 AM) JTmoney2424: u have a nice shift, u can actually do somethin when u get off
(1:40:11 AM) Natalie: damn. that's ;pmg
(1:40:23 AM) JTmoney2424: thats ;pmg?
(1:40:33 AM) Natalie: meant to say long sorry
(1:40:45 AM) JTmoney2424: haha yeah
(1:40:46 AM) JTmoney2424: it is
(1:40:54 AM) JTmoney2424: u have it made with a 5 hr shift
(1:41:33 AM) Natalie: yeah but i work 22 hours during my last 2 days during the end of the work week
(1:41:47 AM) Natalie: I always get 14 hours of over time
(1:41:49 AM) JTmoney2424: so u work this weekend?
(1:42:07 AM) Natalie: no fri or sat any more
(1:42:18 AM) Natalie: just sun morn
(1:42:20 AM) JTmoney2424: u dont work those two days u mean?
(1:42:26 AM) Natalie: yup
(1:42:34 AM) JTmoney2424: y not? thats where the most of the ppl come in
(1:43:09 AM) Natalie: I make good money training and I get to eat free because of this so it works out
(1:43:18 AM) Natalie: all the salads I can stand
(1:43:19 AM) Natalie: lol
(1:44:05 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah thats true
(1:44:19 AM) JTmoney2424: im hungry right now but i feel like i can throw up, if that makes any friggin sense
(1:44:41 AM) Natalie: wow. not much. did you drink today?
(1:44:59 AM) JTmoney2424: nah
(1:45:11 AM) Natalie: than why the nausea
(1:45:22 AM) Natalie: from the workout?
(1:45:27 AM) JTmoney2424: maybe
(1:45:29 AM) JTmoney2424: thats all i can think of
(1:45:39 AM) Natalie: I ate so much today
(1:45:55 AM) JTmoney2424: i dont eat enough lol
(1:46:22 AM) Natalie: I had an huge apple, a bowl of special k, 2 salads, and a sausage mcgriddle
(1:46:54 AM) JTmoney2424: i had cheerios, chicken nuggets, and fries all day
(1:47:15 AM) Natalie: I wanted some cheerios so bad this morn
(1:47:33 AM) Natalie: but my roomie had already finished them off
(1:47:59 AM) JTmoney2424: aww that sucks
(1:48:07 AM) Natalie: I know
(1:48:12 AM) Natalie: I love cheerios
(1:48:18 AM) Natalie: oh well
(1:48:29 AM) JTmoney2424: me 2
(1:48:51 AM) Natalie: well I'm gonna go to sleep.
(1:48:59 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah me 2
(1:48:59 AM) Natalie: it's way past my bed time
(1:49:02 AM) JTmoney2424: yeah it is
(1:49:13 AM) Natalie: sleep tight doll
(1:49:17 AM) JTmoney2424: u 2 hun, sweet dreams
(1:49:24 AM) Natalie: ditto

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

I'm addicted to this song .




"Bleeding Love"

Closed off from love
I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain
Time starts to pass
Before you know it you're frozen

But something happened
For the very first time with you
My heart melts into the ground
Found something true
And everyone's looking round
Thinking I'm going crazy

But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

Trying hard not to hear
But they talk so loud
Their piercing sounds fill my ears
Try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know that the goal
Is to keep me from falling

But nothing's greater
Than the rush that comes with your embrace
And in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I'm going crazy, maybe, maybe

But I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

And it's draining all of me
Oh they find it hard to believe
I'll be wearing these scars
For everyone to see

I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Jonathan is an asshole

So I saw my friend Jon last night at the bar. He is the same "bestfriend" that left me stranded after my DUI. I spoke to our mutual friends and then moved on. I didn't say anything deragatory towards him nor did I call any attention to his presence. When I logged on to my MySpace the next day he had posted a bulletin. It was a survey and this is what it said:

  1. Who were your last 3 texts from? Amy, Rita, Nichole
  2. Where was your default picture taken? Coalie Harries before it was dung beatles
  3. What's your middle name? L
  4. Your current relationship status? Wierd
  5. What is your current mood? Crazy
  6. What's your mom's name? Deborah
  7. What color shirt are you wearing? The duece duece
  8. Who has the ability to hurt you most? T
  9. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? T
  10. Where was the last place, out of town, that you went to? Miami
  11. Ever had a near death experience? A couple
  12. Something you do a lot? Chill with monkeys
  13. Do you have a fondness for gnomes? Only when I'm in the shire
  14. Who can you tell EVERYTHING to? Demus
  15. Name someone with the same birthday as you? Scott
  16. When was the last time you cried? Use my tears for life lubrication
  17. Where are you right now? Sitting on my phat booty
  18. If you could have one super power what would it be? Monkey power
  19. What is your favorite color? blue
  20. What is one thing that annoys you on TV? Head on apply directly to the head
  21. Do you still like kiddy movies? Always
  22. What are you eating or drinking at the moment? A kool aid cooler cuase I'm cool
  23. Do you speak any other language? french spanish
  24. What's your favorite smell? Honey suckles in the summer
  25. Describe your life in one word? dingas
  26. Have any tattoos? skin is virgin
  27. What are you looking forward to the most? Running through a burning building butt naked
  28. Who are you thinking about right now? She knows who she is
  29. What should you be doing right now? nothing
  30. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Natty
  31. What are you listening to? me tapping my foot
  32. Do you like working in the yard? yes - when its warm
  33. Do you act differently around the person you like? someitmes
  34. What is your natural hair color? brown
  35. Whats your favorite place in the world? front porch at my momma's
  36. What is the holiday closest to your b-day? mother's day
  37. What is your dream car? mercedes
  38. Has anyone sang or played for you personally? yeah
  39. Have you broken a bone or had stitches? stitches yes, broken bone no
  40. Anyone on your mind right now? plenty of people

Monday, January 14, 2008

Reasons why I like you WW

  • Your beautiful eyes and sweet smile.
  • You call me just to see how my day is.
  • When we found out that we both hated mayonaise you pumped your fist and said "yes!"
  • You love margaritas.
  • How close you are to your fam.
  • When you told our waitress about our corny nicknames for each other "my wiggle worm."
  • You ask me questions about me and then actually listen.
  • You love my small hands.
  • You're sensitive to other's feelings.
  • You have dreams.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Bees in the pine tree

Shouldn't that red breasted robin be gone by now? It's late November, almost December. I saw it playing with a woodpecker. In front on the tree with few berries and no leaves. My calendar still says July. It's warm enough outside to venture out for a smoke with no coat.

I awoke at 6 am again. Alert and ready to go. The sun was rising outside and the orange behind the nearly skeletal trees was quite strange. Everything has started over again and yet I'm still here in the same place I was the day, week, and month before.

The test said that little boy was illegitimate. It's probably for the best anyhow. Wouldn't you rather have someone be gone and unknown than to have it be obvious that they just can't make time for you? Your father may have planned for your birth but he sure didn't plan for anything that followed.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

As we were walking down Cameron Street I decided that I wanted to go home. Big mistake. I hailed a cab and got in without realizing that the driver was the same douche bag that hit my truck last year without paying for the damage. We began to get into it because he of course recognized me. I told him to drop me off in front of Milano's.

When I got out Mitch was just leaving the bar. He told me that he didn't have a place to stay and that he was just bumming around. I got into my car crying because there was nothing I could do for him. I see a lot of myself in Mitch and often worry that I'll be in his spot in a few years or even months.

I wiped my tears as I began to drive away and crested towards home. I only made it halfway before I saw red and blue lights in the rearview mirror. The cop that pulled me over was patient. I lied when I told him that I had only had 2 drinks that night. Directly outside of the middle school where only a year ago I was a student teacher for an ESL course, I was arrested for a DUI.

That night I blew a .2 in front of my friend's jetta that i was borrowing. I cried all the way to the station. Then a few hours later I blew a .16. They gave me a certificate and everything!

The next day after blowing for 3 hours after I waking up I was finally released. The cop asked me if I wanted to call anyone but since they had left my cell in Matt's car I told him I would call a cab if he could get the number for me. I called Polly's and the bitch on the other end said it would be there shortly. Unfortunately the magistrate took twenty minutes to configure my bond.

By the time my face finally saw the sunlight at 11 the next morning the cab was either gone or had never shown up. I had no choice from there.

I started walking. I was so thirsty walking to route 7 I was looking at rain puddles on the side of the road considering to sit down and start slurping.

The first pay phone I got to I called the only local number I could remember. But since I called collect Jon didn't pick up. His phone doesn't allow collect calls. I walked to the Shoney's Inn thinking that I could at least get some ice cubes from the vending room. But of course it was out.

I didn't know what to do so I just sat on the steps and smoked a cigarette. I was all cried out and far past the point when I thought that would do any good. I knew that my house was too far away to walk to so I decided to walk to Scarlett and Isa's house. On the way I passed Nicky P.'s house and I guess he saw me through his living room window.

He asked me to come inside...

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

What an idiot I am.

Chrissy has been in the hospital since Thursday morning. I've been visiting her everyday so that she doesn't overthink while she is there. Sunday night I was supposed to go to the hospital after work and then drop the Jetta off at Matt's house. Instead, I went to Dungbeetles and drank with Kenny, TJ, and Craig. I had several shots with TJ because his lady just broke his heart. After the boys left I ran home to grab some extra cash. Unfortunately Jonathan and I headed over to Milano's to cap off the night.

Apparently we weren't the only ones with this idea. The place was packed. My roommate was there with a table full of people but I headed for the bar. My friend Doug was sitting there with some of the prominent members of Winc Inc. He and I began to talk about life, new years, and people we know. Together we racked up lots o shot's. Jagermeister is my thing so by now I was probably 10 deep. Not to mention my 2 margaritas and several vodka cranberries.

After last call we all left the bar and headed to a friend's house.

To be continued...